Crampton Comes Alive letra

Well, woke up this morning
With a Big Mac in my hand
What fries, whose fries
Where's my Hot Apple Pies
Must be a joke
I can't believe there's no Coke
Thank you, thank you, thank you

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Letras

• A Complicated Song
• Achy Breaky Song
• Addicted To Spuds
• Airline Amy
• Albuquerque
• Alimony
• Alternative Polka
• Amish Paradise
• Angry White Boy Polka
• Another One Rides The Bus
• Another Tattoo
• Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
• Avocado
• Baby Got Jack
• Baby Likes Burping
• Barney's On Fire
• Bedrock Anthem
• Belvedere Cruising
• Big And Loud
• Bob
• Bohemian Polka
• Bomb Iraq
• Bomb That Iraqi Boy
• Born To Be Mild
• Buckingham Blues
• Burger King
• Buy Me A Condo
• Cable TV
• Cafeteria Mold
• Callin In Sick Today
• Canadian Idiot
• Captain Underpants Theme Song
• Carnival of The Animals Part 2
• Cats In The Kettle
• Cavity Search
• Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
• Chewy
• Chicken Pot Pie
• Christmas At Ground Zero
• Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
• Close But No Cigar
• CNR
• Cockroachs
• Confessions Part III
• Constipated
• Couch Potato
• Cows With Guns
• Craigslists
• Crampton Comes Alive
• Dare To Be Stupid
• Dead Car Battery Blues
• Do I Creep You Out
• Doctor
• Dog Eat Dog
• Don't Download This Song
• Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
• Don't Wear Those Shoes
• Don't You Forget About Meat
• Dr. Demento Radio Promo
• Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
• Eat
• Eat It
• Ebay
• Elmo's Got A Gun
• Enter Napster
• Everything You Know Is Wrong
• Eye of The Tiger Parody
• Fast Food
• Fat
• Fatter
• Finale
• First World Problems
• Flatbush Avenue
• Foil
• Frank's 2000" TV
• Free Delivery
• Fun Zone
• Gandhi II
• Gee, I'm A Nerd
• Generic Blues
• Genius In France
• George Of The Jungle
• Germs
• Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
• Goin Huntin
• Good Enough For Now
• Good Old Days
• Gotta Boogie
• Grandpa's A Pornstar
• Grapefruit Diet
• Gravy On You
• Green Eggs And Ham
• Gump
• Hamilton Polka
• Handy
• Happy Birthday
• Hardware Store
• Harvey The Wonder Hamster
• Headline News
• Heart Attack #5
• Hello I Love You Let's Get Tested For AIDS
• Here's Johnny
• Hit Me With A Rock
• Holiday Greetings 1987
• Holiday Greetings 1988
• Homer and Marge
• Hooked On Polkas
• Hooker On A Corner
• Hummingbirds
• I Can't Watch This
• I Feel Like Throwin' Up
• I Lost On Jeopardy
• I Love Rocky Road
• I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
• I Remember Larry
• I Think I'm A Clone Now
• I Wanna Be Your Love
• I Want A New Duck
• I Was Only Kidding
• I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
• I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement)
• I'll Sue Ya
• I'm An Ugly Girl
• I'm Fat
• I'm So Sick Of You
• I'm The Only Gay Eskimo
• If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
• If That Isn't Love
• Inactive
• Isle Thing
• It's All About The Pentiums
• It's Moldy Now
• It's Still Billy Joel To Me
• Jackson Park Express
• Jerry Springer
• Jurassic Park
• Kermit The Frog On Weed
• Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
• King Of Suede
• Lame Claim To Fame
• Lasagna
• Laundry Day
• Leisure Suit Serenade
• Let Me Be Your Hog
• Let's Comc Iraq
• Like A Surgeon
• Livin' In The Fridge
• Livin' La Vida Yoda
• Living With a Hernia
• Llama Song
• Make My Boobies One More Size
• Matter Of Crust
• Melanie
• Midnight Star
• Mission Statement
• Mmmmmmm
• Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
• Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
• Mr. Popeil
• My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
• My Bologna
• My Fart Will Go On
• My Girlfriend Died
• My Own Eyes
• Nature Trail To Hell
• Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
• Nobody Here But Us Frogs
• Now That's What I Call Polka!
• Now You Know
• Ode To A Superhero
• One More Minute
• One Of Those Days
• Only Gay Eskimo
• Ooby Dooby Dooo
• Oops I'm Pregnant Again
• Oops... I Farted Again
• Pacman
• Pancreas
• Party At The Leper Colony
• Party In The Cia
• Perform This Way
• Pet Names For Genetalia
• Peter And The Wolf
• Phony Calls
• Pigeons
• Polka Face
• Polka Party!
• Polka Patterns
• Polka Power!
• Polka Your Eyes Out
• Polkamon
• Polkarama!
• Polkas On 45
• Poodle
• Pretty Fly (For A Rabi)
• RealRadio 104.1
• Rice, Rice Baby
• Ricky
• Ringtone
• Saddam Hussein (Chumbawumba parody)
• School Cafeteria
• School Cafeteria - Version 2
• Shark
• She Drives Like Crazy
• She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
• She's Gotta Pee
• Since You've Been Gone
• Skipper Dan
• Slime Creatures From Outer Space
• Smells Like Nirvana
• Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody)
• Snack All Night
• Snails
• Spam
• Spameater
• Spatula City
• Spiderman
• Sports Song
• Spy Hard
• Star Trek Rhapsody
• Star Wars: The Saga
• Steak Number 3
• Stop Dragging My Car Around
• Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
• Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
• Such A Groovy Guy
• Syndicated Inc.
• Tacky
• Taco Grande
• Take Me Down
• Take Me To The Liver
• Take The "L" Out Of Liver
• Talk Soup
• That Boy Could Dance
• The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
• The Beer Song
• The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
• The Brady Bunch
• The Check's In The Mail
• The Devil Went Down To Jamaica
• The Great Mighty Poo
• The Hot Rocks Polka
• The Jedi Song
• The Night Santa Went Crazy
• The Plumbing Song
• The Rye Or The Kaiser (Rocky XIII Theme)
• The Saga Begins
• The Vagina Song
• The Weird Al Show Theme
• The White Stuff
• This Is The LIfe
• This Song Is Just 6 Words Long
• Tmz
• Toothless People
• Traffic Jam
• Trapped In The Drive-Thru
• Trash Day
• Trigger Happy
• Truck Drivin' Song
• Twister
• Ugly Girl
• UHF
• Velvet Elvis
• Virus Alert
• Vulture
• Waffle King
• Wannabe Stormtropper
• We Got The Beef
• Weasel Stomping Day
• Weenie In A Bottle
• What If God Smoked Cannabis
• Whatever You Like
• When I Was Your Age
• Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?
• Which Bsb Is Gay? (The Complete Version)
• White & Nerdy
• Who Let The Cows Out?
• Whole Lotta Lunch
• Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
• Windows 95 Sucks
• With Legs Wide Open
• Won't Eat Prunes Again
• Word Crimes
• Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq
• Yoda
• You Don't Love Me Anymore
• You Don't Take Your Showers
• You Make Me
• You're Pitiful
• Young, Dumb & Ugly
• Your Horoscope For Today
• Your Horoscope For Today (love Hina)